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01 March 2008 @ 02:12 pm
(arashi) me domyouji, you makino; aiba/jun  
me domyouji, you makino
(arashi) 1342 wds. pg; rpf — aiba/jun.
the next time aiba tries is when he insists on going to the zoo on a so-called 'commoner's date.'

s. in which aiba tries to prove he can make a perfect domyouji.
a/n. based on a few sentences i wrote for crux_australis, for the one-sentence drabble meme. i asked kikiam to pick a sentence from the one-sentence collection and give me an additional prompt. she chose the one in which aiba declares he can be domyouji, and prompted me with 'blue notebook and/or cellphone strap.' also, thanks to kikiam for the minor beta; this is for crux_australis, whenever she gets to read it — take care in australia, yo!! YOU WILL BE SORELY MISSED. :)
d. © aiba masaki, matsumoto jun, johnny's jimusho? this is fictional and none of it really happened.

- – —

It starts one day when Aiba demands to see Hana Yori Dango and Hana Yori Dango Returns again for the umpteenth time. Jun remarks that they've marathoned the dramas more than enough times already, and really, it's actually kind of embarrassing having to watch your boyfriend watch you kiss another girl over and over again.

"But I like watching you as Domyouji," Aiba argues, grinning at him enthusiastically, "And besides, one more time before the movie hits the theaters."

Jun sighs and gives in – like he can ever say no to Aiba once the latter flashes him one of those smiles.

"I don't get why you can't watch these alone, in your own time," he grumbles.

"It's always better with Jun-kun," Aiba answers brightly, popping in the DVD and refusing to be affected by his boyfriend's grump.

During the break between the first series and the second, Aiba declares a particular fondness for Domyouji Tsukasa ("Wouldn't it cool to be like Domyouji?!") and Jun just stares at him, not batting a single eyelash. He's heard this before, it isn't anything new. But then Aiba continues,

"Ne, Matsujun, don't you think I'd make a cool Domyouji?"

Jun blinks at him, pauses for slight moment before bursting into loud laughter. It takes him a minute before he realizes that Aiba isn't laughing along with him.

"You can't possibly be serious?"

"What if I am?" Aiba answers earnestly.

"You've got to be kidding me," Jun said trying hard not crack up, and yet failing miserably.

Aiba looks a little hurt, so Jun feels slightly guilty, "Okay, I'm sorry," he says, "I love you, but there's no way you can pull off a Domyouji Tsukasa."

"Wait and see," Aiba shoots back, frowning.

Famous last words.


Matsujun doesn't really take notice of Aiba constantly scribbling in a little blue notebook the week after until he sees the notebook lying around the living room one day. He picks it up and flips through the first few pages: OPERATION HANA YORI DANGO, is all he manages to see before Aiba appears out of nowhere and snatches the notebook out of his hands.

"Oi! No peeking!!" Aiba reprimands him.

Jun is genuinely confused so he doesn't figure anything is up when Aiba borrows his cellphone shortly after.

"I need to make a short call," Aiba explains, "my cellphone's almost out of battery charge."


He doesn't put two and two together until the next day, in between rehearsal practice, when a loud, obnoxious, tinny version of Darth Vader's theme from Star Wars suddenly starts blaring in the break room.

"I think it's yours," Ohno tells him, motioning towards his vibrating pocket.

He flips it out and stares at the blinking text on the screen: ORE-SAMA

"What the hell?" he mutters, before pressing the receive call button, "Hello?"

"Jun-chan!" there's an enthusiastic shriek on the other end of the line, and it doesn't really surprise him that it's Aiba.

The words he saw in the notebook flash in his mind, and he groans, finally piecing it all together.

"This doesn't qualify as being a cool Domyouji, you know," he says.

"Should I have bought you an entirely new cellphone instead?" he could practically hear Aiba pouting on the other line, "A gold one? With a big cross for a cellphone charm?"

"It doesn't work that way either. Now get back here, break's almost over," he says, before ending the call.


A week later, Jun comes home to the smell of something baking — no, actually, something slightly burning.

"Tadaima?" he calls out, wondering what it is now that Aiba's up to.

"I'm in the kitchen!"

Jun's initial reaction is fear for his precious kitchen, and when he steps in, he finds it's a mess and the OCD part of him can't help but groan. Aiba, too, is covered with flour and cookie batter, but he has a silly grin on his face anyway. Jun sighs, as usual, and decides to put aside his annoyance at the untidy kitchen for a while.

"I baked cookies! Matsujun cookies!"

Jun stares at the tray that Aiba's holding and realizes that the latter has molded the cookies to resemble him.

"See how the eyebrows are thick?" Aiba jokes, earning him a hit from Jun.

"Oi baka! Don't ruin the moment!" Jun says.

"We can share with the rest of the group tomorrow."

"I wouldn't mind having them all to myself," Jun says, taking a small bite out of one (and then forcing himself to swallow after realizing that it was barely edible), "But you know, this is more Makino than Domyouji, after all."


The next time Aiba tries is when he insists on going to the zoo on a so-called 'commoner's date.'

"Then someone can bad mouth you and I can defend your honor!"

Jun stares at him like he's crazy, before commenting: "If you want to go to the zoo on a date, you just have to say so, without making insane excuses."

Jun turns out to be right — when they go, Aiba forgets all about play-acting as Domyouji, and proceeds to just be himself all day long. Which Jun doesn't mind, he likes Aiba better as Aiba anyway.


They have another concert on Jun's birthday. After his solo number, Jun leaves the stage quickly to get ready for the next performance. No one else is in the dressing room, meaning they're all starting on stage so Jun feels even more pressured to hurry up. He goes on stage, in the dark and runs to his supposed position, when the lights go on, and his band mates (and ten thousand of their fans) are suddenly singing Happy Birthday.

"Oi!" Jun exclaims, a goofy grin spreading slowly on his face, "weren't we supposed to do another song first?"

The production staff brings out a huge birthday cake from the wings and Jun is still trying to recover from the surprise.

"It was Aiba-chan's idea," Sho comments, and that's only when Jun notices the difference in his group mates' outfits.

Aiba was in gold, from head to toe. It didn't seem weird at first — this was a concert and they've worn flashier things after all. But with Aiba the only one in sparkling gold, and the others in (slightly) muted colors, it suddenly clicks in Jun's head that they really don't have anything gold for this concert's wardrobe line-up.

"Happy Birthday Matsujun!" Aiba exclaims, and, to the audience, "One more time everyone!"

As the audience bursts into song, Jun walks over to Aiba and kicks him lightly, "Oiii."

Aiba smiles and puts an arm around him, whispering, "Isn't this outfit great? I was able to borrow it from HanaDan's costume crew."

Jun laughs, and smacks Aiba on the head, "I don't know how that fit on you."

Aiba looks sheepish, but then whispers in a low voice, "I'll give you your real present later."

Jun shivers, and he thinks it's not fair that someone like Aiba can act like a kid most times, but then so easily switch to being such a man. He's glad it's a concert, so that being red and flushed isn't so out of place.

Nino though, little devil that he is, notices his unusual shading and prances over to them, crying out, "Time for presents! Oh-chan can go first!"

As Ohno gets his present out, Nino whispers, "Oi don't be selfish and share Aiba-chan's gift, okay?"

"It's not your birthday, you fucker," Jun mutters, "I remember you very clearly hogging Captain on your birthday."

"Oi! Don't talk about that here! We're in the middle of a concert!" Sho hissed.


Later that night, Aiba pushes him up a wall, and Jun has to ask, "What's this all about Aiba-chan?"

The other just answers, "Me Domyouji, you Makino," in between placing light kisses on Jun's collarbone. He's still wearing the ridiculous gold suit.

"Uh, I don't think Domyouji would maul Makino like this," Jun mutters and Aiba just mumbles, "Well, he should, it's fun!"

Jun finds that he doesn't really have a comeback for that.

And later still:

"That was nice," Jun mumbles sleepily, happily.

"It was," Aiba agrees, scooting over closer to Jun on the bed, "But hmm, maybe you're right, and I'm just not cut out to be Domyouji."

Jun snorts, "No, you're not."

"Maybe I can be a better Momo though? From Kimi wa Pet?"

/ fin.

# adfsghdfjg; i can't believe i hit the one thousand word mark in an arashi fic!! do you know, i have never been as self-conscious in my work as i have been now, writing rps? too many things can easily go wrong. :/
Current Mood: nervousnervous
Current Music: ARASHI — Subarashiki sekai.
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just once (then) 한번도。: eita :: over thereaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
Thank you! Writing humor isn't really my forte, so I'm glad you liked. :)
spinintriangles on March 1st, 2008 07:09 am (UTC)
This one made me laugh.
Love Aiba <3
Your writing's good~ and you could mark the 1000 words as a milestone of some kind? xD
just once (then) 한번도。: masami ::  busy busy girlaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 12:49 am (UTC)
Ahahaha, thank you. I know 1000 words aren't a huge deal for others, but I rarely write long fics, and I have extra trouble with words when writing RPF, so I was actually surprised when I did a word count and found that it reached a thousand!!
salwaphoenixsalwaphoenix on March 1st, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
kya!!!! junaiba rabu rabu!!!!!!

this is so aiba and jun-like! i super love the concert part ;)
thanx for adding another wonderful arashi fic.. write more ^_________^
just once (then) 한번도。: ai :: like a kidaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
thank you! ♥
Becky: I have a great fondness for this train.sadface on March 1st, 2008 11:11 am (UTC)
This completely makes up for the yesterday I spent reading bad Gokusen fic.

just once (then) 한번도。: gokusen :: yankumi :: bed hairaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)

Evangeline: Aiba ; Staresyuusukeichijo on March 1st, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
yay! more aibajun ♥

the darth vader ringtone and ORE-SAMA part was crack! XDXD

i would just kill for aiba in kimi wa petto \XD/
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aiba :: kirei da neaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
i know. yay!! \o/

i'm glad they served their purpose. :D

i would, too. i'm not sure if i'm up for writing it though, haha. but thank you for reading!!!
sapphire_ddj: aiba apronsapphire_ddj on March 1st, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC)
I laughed all the way. Hope you'll write Aiba-chan as momo after this XD
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aiba :: mister bouncyaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
thanks for enjoying!!! :D:D:D
Lovers | Strangerswakeuptokyo on March 1st, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
that was cute... especially how he wants to be Momo after...
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aibajun :: from ear to earaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
thank you for liking. ♥
x3shirox3shiro on March 1st, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
ngaw, that was cute xD.
hope you write aiba as momo? 8D
just once (then) 한번도。: dai :: need you back nowaoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
thank you. :)
it's like talking to soup: pic#72023096waxrose on March 2nd, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
Ajfkanmjdk, this was SUPER CUTE, from the awesome title to silly Aiba and Sho's prim "GUYS WE'RE HAVING A CONCERT NO ORGY TALK PLZ." ♥

I would pay serious money to see Aiba in a Kimi wa Petto role. SO MUCH.
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aibajun :: topless summeraoimidori on March 2nd, 2008 11:30 am (UTC)
i'm really really glad you enjoyed!! Sho would be conscious about orgies, and Nino wouldn't give a damn who hears them. ♥

Ahahaha, I'm still not sure how Aiba would do if he were to act the lead in a KimiPet-like dorama, but it'd be precious to watch him (or read about him) being silly like that. ♥
elly87: arashi2elly87 on March 2nd, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)

"Maybe I can be a better Momo though? From Kimi wa Pet?"

bwahaha like one of the best endings i´ve ever read!
please write more, this one was hilarious!
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: happy pillsaoimidori on March 3rd, 2008 05:22 am (UTC)
Thank you! I was a bit unsure about the ending at first, actually, so I'm glad you liked. :)
rezq_23rezq_23 on March 3rd, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
Cute... ^^
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: jun :: (domy)ouji-sama!!aoimidori on March 3rd, 2008 05:23 am (UTC)
Thank you. :)
SundaeCone: happysundaecone on March 3rd, 2008 10:49 am (UTC)
I- I- I- I wanna see Momo-Aiba! ♥
This cracked me up. ahhaah!
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aibajun :: happinessaoimidori on March 3rd, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
thank you for liking it!! ♥
hoshiryo: it's workinghoshiryo on March 4th, 2008 01:40 pm (UTC)
aiba covered with flour♥♥cookies w/ thick eyebrows♥♥♥sparkling gold outfit XD

hope to read your next aibajun fic soon ^__^

just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aibajun :: from ear to earaoimidori on March 4th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
thank you for reading and enjoying! lolwtf nahiya ako nung nakita ko yung comment mo! DDDDDDD:

i hope to write again soon, i guess. :D
mirai_kazuko: OhMiya_smilemirai_kazuko on March 8th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
So cute.

"Should I have bought you an entirely new cellphone instead?" he could practically hear Aiba pouting on the other line, "A gold one? With a big cross for a cellphone charm?"
Was my most favorite part~ ♥

There's OhMiya mention, yay~ ♥

Kimi wa Petto next, please. jk. ♥
I want Aiba as Momo.
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: ohmiya :: totally mineaoimidori on March 8th, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU FOR READING! Even though I practically pushed this on you. ♥
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procreational on May 24th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
13papernotes on May 24th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)

...petto!aibajun is slghtly harder than hyd!aibajun. ;_;